Mad Libs Monday, August 30th

It's the Back-to-School edition of Mad Libs Monday! Since everyone has schooled the single, end-of-phrase Mad Lib for the past two weeks, we are going to try the Honors version this week. That means it's slightly difficult to pull off and only the smart kids are doing it, like AP Chemistry and selling Ritalin from your dorm room. All right, here we go and no cheating!

I used to ______________ school, but only because ____________.

If you've been paying attention, class, you'll notice that there are two, multi-word blanks. Don't let the blanks intimidate you. A good entry, for example, might be: I used to bring a bag lunch to school, but only because the lunch lady refused to wear a hairnet over her mustache.

Enter as a comment below or use the hashtag #MadLibsMonday via Twitter.